I do not want to be a pirate because I would not like living on a boat,24 7, 365 days a year that doesn’t have a bathroom.

 

Next, I believe that being a pirate from my point of view just wouldn’t be the most fun.

 

I disagree with being a pirate because I like living in my comfy air-conditioned house.

 

I’m so sorry that I don’t want to be a pirate miss m.